twinkmob:

omg like i can’t believe yahoo tweeted this omg like wtf

crazpaige:

jawslightning:

the best tumblr has to offer

1.1 billion dollars

huggingsherlockinthetardis:

supernatural-black-hole:

you-told-me-think-about-it:

ohitsjustkim:

fairgroundsoldier:

01012012:

friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate

and your grave

and eating your next pizza

this sums up all of tumblr 

don’t forget that you’re also one day closer to watch the next episode of your favorite show (unless your favorite show is merlin because then you will have no more episodes)

we dont talk about that

botoxheart:

pleatedjeans:

Six seconds well spent.

It was. It was.

“I‘m sorry it took so long for me to catch up. I just got stuck.”

textpostsrus:

jehovas-witness:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks

soft grunge

auspisstice:

cyberdepressed:

HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

i

starkidnutty:

Watching Jennifer Lawrence meet famous people never gets old.

#she looks like she just found a unicorn

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

This show is fucking brilliant.

thepetewentzband:

jennesbian:

my-little-skyscrapers:

sting-like-a-tracker-jacker:

hazelgustus:

literallysame:

liam-gayne:

when you try your best but you don’t succeed

when you get what you want but not what you need

could it be worse

when you love someone

but it goes to waste

and the tears come streaming down your face

best post on all of tumblr, ever

^ you ruined it